There are so many people out there who think they’re so selfless, such martyrs, and they’re not. “Selfless” means doing something for the benefit of another without consideration of the personal benefits. Selfless is not keeping your mouth shut when that arrogant douche of a friend says something, well, douchey, because you don’t want to hurt his feelings. That...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: is this cocaine gluten free
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
stfusexists: faineemae: queenofadodi: Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think...
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
mamamantis: so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
You are now a timelord
the-lost-doctor: the amount of followers you have is how old you are the person you reblog this from is your companion your icon is what your current regeneration looks like your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name I am 908 years old. My companion is a fantastic Ginger. My Time Lord name is The Champion. I thought I was just a survivor, but I’m not. I’m...
northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
the-vashta-nerada: my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses: sursonica: inflammatorystatements: Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated. Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
margaricafridays: sillyunicorntime: dieceased: daiyaoowada: I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god only in australia wait how did the emus win Do you not see ‘20,000 emus’
Reblog this is you would listen to someone who was...
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
Please don't call yourself a feminist if you...
raised-rory-from-perdition: piefacemcgee: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: cynically-colorblind: It’s one of the most misogynist things out there. dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual please place a sterile bandage on...
bastardlybrendan: princessfuckingprivilege: thisisthinprivilege: Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes. what WHAT?
mahanaibu-eebowai: come with me and you’ll be in a world of I’ve been singing this in my head off and on for almost three weeks now. This is the first time I’ve seen this post, not even kidding. I was just staring off into space thinking about how weird it would be if all of the sexy people in the world were actually just built in this one secret factory. Then of course I...
I had a dream last night that involved The Doctor and Clara running from something, Daenerys Targaryen being hunted through an empty old boarding school by a man that looked like a cross between Dorium Maldovar and Xaro Xhoan Daxos, and my family and I trying to escape from a sinking car. I really wish I could remember more of it.
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via creatingaquietmind)
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
My Birthday Wishlist
$165 to take the GED test and actually do something with my life. An upright stationary bicycle. You know, the ones you use to exercise. Doctor Who Monopoly An ice cream cake. I’ve just been craving one for like three months and now I have an excuse to have one. A big bottle of hazelnut Baileys Irish Créme
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE