The Girl That Didn't Make Sense: Archive

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mistahbojangles: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Stephen: Oddly enough, "sauros" was ancient Greek slang for "penis". "Sauros" means "lizard", and they would call it your "lizard". Your knob. Just thought you'd like to know that. 
Alan: Why is "thesaurus", then? Is that Latin?
Stephen: That's a different word. "Thesaurus" means a "treasure house" or "repository". In this case, a treasure house of words.
Alan: So you might refer to your backside as a "thesaurus".
Stephen: I'd like to think my bottom is a treasure house, yes, Alan.
Alan: "My bottom is a treasure house" is a really good catch phrase.
 I think this calls for a parody rewrite of John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland".

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

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I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude and...

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Reblog if you're a Doctor Who/Merlin/Big Bang...

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I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

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fushite: Okay I’m seriously lacking friends here, because I’m still new. Please reblog or like this post if you wanna be friends and share any of these fandoms. Lost, The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Harry Potter. 2NE1, BEAST, 2PM, 4minute, Brown Eyed Girls, Lady Gaga. Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Durarara!!, Ouran High School Host Club,...

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