June 2012
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Organ Trail →
The game you know and love (or hate), but with ZOMBIES!
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I played my first game of Cards Against Humanity...
Christine played the absolute BEST card combination I will probably ever see.
The card was “Lifetime Presents: ________, the Story of _______.”
The cards she played made it “Lifetime Presents: A Moment of Silence, the Story of a Mime Having A Stroke.”
I fucking DIED.
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Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your...
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I have a project for the night.
I’m making my own set of Cards Against Humanity. You can buy a set for $25 on Amazon, or you can download the PDF and take it to a print shop for I dunno how much.
Or
You can do what I’m doing.
I’m just copying it all onto blank index cards, and coloring the backs of the question cards with a black sharpie. This is gonna be fun.
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“No. You are not my dream person. My dream person was someone I would summon up...”
– (via ehjorth)
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Go To http://us.akinator.com/. Say "yes" to all...
berylnetics:
WOW WHY EVEN.
So I continue on…
Still not Beryl, but instead my love interest from my first mass effect playthrough.
I am okay with this.
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Just finished watching Requiem for a Dream.
Holy jesus fuck. There aren’t words. I just can’t.
Watching people slowly self-destruct from the inside out is depressing. It makes you feel small and weak and helpless. I never thought I’d watch a movie about it.
Don’t get me wrong, it was a fantastic movie. It just hit a little close to home.
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do-you-have-a-flag:
sakuraharlequin:
...
in-achampagnesupernova:
crazylipgloss:
No but what if
Jack Harkness
met Irene Adler.
Holy jesus fuck christ.
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About to watch Requiem For A Dream for the first time due to requests of friends. Liveblogging on Twitter (@voixmortelle) tagged #RequiemForAStream
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perdition-paradiso asked: Hello there I was wondering if you had made or if you could make a Circular Gallifreyan picture thing for "Geronimo" :3
Reblog if you're a "Whatever The Fuck I Want To...
synlouder:
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Watchsodii:
eponiner:
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
holyfuck best brother im crying omg
That face when he first looks at the doll! asdkjklaskd I can’t breathe.
Someone's eaten my cheesecake.
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
My brother is suspect number 1.
I’m so sorry for your loss. You poor thing. You need a friend right now. If you need anything at all, or if you just wanna talk, I’m here.
Molly will teach you how to be beautiful
thebritishteapot:
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nic-cages-dick:
dirkitty:
dirkitty:
I TURNED MY HEAD TO THE LEFT AND SEE A HERD OF ZELDAS RUNNING IN THE AFRICAN PLAINS AND MANLY TEAR DROPS FROM EYE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
i meant zebras but omfdg im laugh ign so hard at that mental image
hELP
Dying
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’
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I just want to take a minute to appreciate the...
Sam Winchester - Colin Ford and Jared Padalecki
Dean Winchester - Brock Kelly and Jensen Ackles
John Winchester - Matt Cohen and Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Mary Winchester - Amy Gumenick and Samantha Smith
amandasamplease:
I like creeping on my friends crushes
I will seriously go home the day they tell me who they like and I’ll search him on Facebook
I’m always interested in what their type is
lolol
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me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
Watchletsdothewave:
skarosoul:
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the-runawayartist:
aurorashighonlife:
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alangwiggy:
Not even gonna lie, but that was a brilliant advertisement
i have chills
best commercial
:’)
when commercials make you want to cry
perfect
I really wanted it to end with her saying “no”
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List an odd swear phrase that you use
lostfrostprince:
idopostmortems:
yarndere:
pocketmartin:
pocketpadalecki:
sterekdestiel:
callmehamish:
mad-man-with-a-scarf:
fluffy—heretic:
silverie-stitches:
drwhostalker:
groovytimeladyinspace:
morethanablipintime:
sherlockable:
bldwnn:
geekgirlsmash:
captainboobs:
duessa:
hisprophets:
protestification:
thisgingersnapsback:
elysethekraken:
Jesus...
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I feel sorry for people who don't craft. I mean,...
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