The Girl That Didn't Make Sense

The Girl That Didn't Make Sense

Self-proclaimed writer and singer.
Others-proclaimed cynical bitch.
22 years old, more jaded than I should be.
Feminist, intellectualist, agnostic.
SuperWhoLockian, Loki fangirl.
A little pretentious.
A little hypocritical.
A little condescending.
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4 Wise Proverbs That Need to Be Revised for the Modern World | Cracked.com

This is very clever and I like it a lot.

My “cousin” (mom’s friend’s son I never talk to) Lonnie self-published two books about vampires. Apparently they’re not selling at all and the one review for them on Amazon isn’t very good. When I was younger, my friend had never heard the name Lonnie before and thought it was ridiculous. She couldn’t ever remember it and called him Looby. Telling a friend about this, he said “looby pls”, which inspired me to make this. I tweeted it to him. I hope he likes it.

My “cousin” (mom’s friend’s son I never talk to) Lonnie self-published two books about vampires. Apparently they’re not selling at all and the one review for them on Amazon isn’t very good.

When I was younger, my friend had never heard the name Lonnie before and thought it was ridiculous. She couldn’t ever remember it and called him Looby. Telling a friend about this, he said “looby pls”, which inspired me to make this.

I tweeted it to him. I hope he likes it.

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

harrpotte:

*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*

Only because he can’t high five himself.

(Source: lucyliuscheekbones)

How to have a sexy pool party.

Sometimes I see a really stupid post, or a stupid comment on an otherwise great post, and open the offender’s blog to see how many other stupid things they’ve said.

Online Superheroes: Battle for the Internet

Ever wonder what your favorite websites would be like as superheroes?

SPOILER: Tumblr is Harley Quinn :D

So I make tuna salad a lot for lunch and whatnot and I always hate boiling the eggs cuz I crack them on accident when I drop them into the pot then I get boiled egg goo all in the water and it’s gross and I was telling my boyfriend about this and he’s just like “why don’t you put the egg in first then fill it up with water” and I HAVE NEVER FELT SO STUPID IN MY FUCKING LIFE.

what we are all doing

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221993277718/

I saw you were upset, and aren’t we all feeling that way these days? boy it gets tiresome.  SO, here are like sixteen pictures I found on pintrest to make you feel better. (sorry if you’ve seen all of them)

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221993175279/

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221992931374/

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221992844849/

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221991456490/ (always makes me feel good)

http://pinterest.com/pin/276478864596304916/

http://pinterest.com/pin/262756959481850298/

http://pinterest.com/pin/82894449363773616/ this exists

http://pinterest.com/pin/68961438016567932/

http://pinterest.com/pin/181832903677215300/

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221993638037/

http://pinterest.com/pin/234046511856871882/

http://pinterest.com/pin/227291112413765825/

http://pinterest.com/pin/248683210645537777/

http://pinterest.com/pin/170081323399057940/ cheer up, you could be Sally :D 

http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221993600669/

http://pinterest.com/pin/78461218478907894/

hope this filled your soul with a temporary bowl of sunshine and smiles, as opposed to a desire to find me and chop my head off for being annoying 

Lol thanks. I’d seen a few of them, but they were adorable and/or funny. I appreciate your concern :D

My mom said if this gets 250,000 notes she’ll stop making her parenting decisions based on the opinions of internet strangers.

IT’S ROBIN SPARKLES FOUR YA’LL!

Guys. YOU GUYS. Look. I was hell-houndsofbaskerville’s 100th follower and as a prize she made these for me.

If you don’t think they’re just perfect you’re wrong.

The best of reddit.

The best of reddit.

steampoweredcupcake: So today in school me and two friends drove off campus to get tacos. Sadly, Taco Bell is closed at 9:45 in the morning. So we went to the Target in the mall and found mini tacos. Here is me at 9:45 in the morning at the mall buying mini tacos. They would’ve been open if you’d waited 15 minutes.

steampoweredcupcake:

So today in school me and two friends drove off campus to get tacos.

Sadly, Taco Bell is closed at 9:45 in the morning.

So we went to the Target in the mall and found mini tacos.

Here is me at 9:45 in the morning at the mall buying mini tacos.

They would’ve been open if you’d waited 15 minutes.

mrsvongoyle: seeing this scary shit reminded me of this. click scary face for link. Natural. You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means. God I hope this is a joke. What even I am dying.

mrsvongoyle:

seeing this scary shit reminded me of this. click scary face for link.

Natural. You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

God I hope this is a joke. What even I am dying.