Self-proclaimed writer and singer.
Others-proclaimed cynical bitch.
22 years old, more jaded than I should be.
Feminist, intellectualist, agnostic.
SuperWhoLockian, Loki fangirl.
A little pretentious.
A little hypocritical.
A little condescending.
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
Sometimes I see a really stupid post, or a stupid comment on an otherwise great post, and open the offender’s blog to see how many other stupid things they’ve said.
So I make tuna salad a lot for lunch and whatnot and I always hate boiling the eggs cuz I crack them on accident when I drop them into the pot then I get boiled egg goo all in the water and it’s gross and I was telling my boyfriend about this and he’s just like “why don’t you put the egg in first then fill it up with water” and I HAVE NEVER FELT SO STUPID IN MY FUCKING LIFE.
I saw you were upset, and aren’t we all feeling that way these days? boy it gets tiresome. SO, here are like sixteen pictures I found on pintrest to make you feel better. (sorry if you’ve seen all of them)
http://pinterest.com/pin/262616221991456490/ (always makes me feel good)
http://pinterest.com/pin/82894449363773616/ this exists
http://pinterest.com/pin/170081323399057940/ cheer up, you could be Sally :D
hope this filled your soul with a temporary bowl of sunshine and smiles, as opposed to a desire to find me and chop my head off for being annoying
Lol thanks. I’d seen a few of them, but they were adorable and/or funny. I appreciate your concern :D
My mom said if this gets 250,000 notes she’ll stop making her parenting decisions based on the opinions of internet strangers.
IT’S ROBIN SPARKLES FOUR YA’LL!